Post by bobofari on Mar 24, 2014 18:49:19 GMT -8
Life usually happens in the strangest of places. For a small hippo named Deze, it happened in his mullet. The abnormally large-sized hippo had a mullet that was the pride of his life. He trimmed and slicked it every day, which is saying something as hippos have abnormally small and stumpy arms. But one day, there was a flamingo, whose mullet was many times more swanky and prolific than Dezes'. So, ultimately, the flamingo lay on the ground bloodied, mullet laying in many pieces floating in the wild open ocean. For Deze would not be outdone in this regard. And so started the annual mullet holiday.
