Post by Deze on Apr 8, 2014 21:17:32 GMT -8
REAL FIRST NAME: Parker (it's fucking ugly I know, don't call me by it)
MC USERNAME: Deze_ because apparently I can't have the name without the damn underscore
PREFERRED NICKNAME: Deze
AGE: 17
BIRTHDAY: April 22nd
CITY/COUNTRY: Portland, OR U.S.A.
OCCUPATION: Senior in High School
WHEN YOU JOINED THE SERVER: I'm the only remaining founding member of the server, pre-season one.
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT: Either League of Legends just because I play it so much with you guys, or Portal (both).
FAVORITE FOOD: Teriyaki Chicken with literally GALLONS of teriyaki sauce.
RANDOM TALENT: I play a bunch of weird musical instruments from Zimbabwe (a DEZE is a part of one of them, hence where I got the name)
TELL US A FUNNY STORY: I used to grow my hair out SUPER LONG and donate it to locks of love, and because I never actually hit puberty until summer 2013 (lol what a little kid Deze is) I was always being mistaken for being a super flat-chested girl. One time in english 8th grade, we had a sub and I was whispering with one of my friends instead of reading a damn stupid book. I accidentally shouted "CRAP!!" and when the teacher shushed us, I apologized and we went back to reading. She then announced to the whole class, directed at me, "You shouldn't say things like that, it's not LADYLIKE." I proceeded to politely correct her mistake and tell her that I, indeed, had a penis, but she rejected my claim loudly and said "No you are not." TO THE WHOLE FUCKING CLASS!! I was PISSED at the humiliation as the entire class started laughing at me, so I stood up and went over to the teacher's desk, grabbed her substitute's role sheet, pointed to my name, picture, and the little column that says SEX: M. I got an A from my actual teacher on the next big project, didn't even have to do it. I could've gotten that old bitch sub fired if I wanted to, but a free A was good enough for me.
MC USERNAME: Deze_ because apparently I can't have the name without the damn underscore
PREFERRED NICKNAME: Deze
AGE: 17
BIRTHDAY: April 22nd
CITY/COUNTRY: Portland, OR U.S.A.
OCCUPATION: Senior in High School
WHEN YOU JOINED THE SERVER: I'm the only remaining founding member of the server, pre-season one.
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT: Either League of Legends just because I play it so much with you guys, or Portal (both).
FAVORITE FOOD: Teriyaki Chicken with literally GALLONS of teriyaki sauce.
RANDOM TALENT: I play a bunch of weird musical instruments from Zimbabwe (a DEZE is a part of one of them, hence where I got the name)
TELL US A FUNNY STORY: I used to grow my hair out SUPER LONG and donate it to locks of love, and because I never actually hit puberty until summer 2013 (lol what a little kid Deze is) I was always being mistaken for being a super flat-chested girl. One time in english 8th grade, we had a sub and I was whispering with one of my friends instead of reading a damn stupid book. I accidentally shouted "CRAP!!" and when the teacher shushed us, I apologized and we went back to reading. She then announced to the whole class, directed at me, "You shouldn't say things like that, it's not LADYLIKE." I proceeded to politely correct her mistake and tell her that I, indeed, had a penis, but she rejected my claim loudly and said "No you are not." TO THE WHOLE FUCKING CLASS!! I was PISSED at the humiliation as the entire class started laughing at me, so I stood up and went over to the teacher's desk, grabbed her substitute's role sheet, pointed to my name, picture, and the little column that says SEX: M. I got an A from my actual teacher on the next big project, didn't even have to do it. I could've gotten that old bitch sub fired if I wanted to, but a free A was good enough for me.
